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Creature Comforts: Worthless as a warm bucket of what?

February 23, 2014
By Dr. STEPHANIE DAVERLO , Williamsport Sun-Gazette

One of our nation's past vice presidents, Jack Garner, purportedly said about the vice-presidency that it "wasn't worth a warm bucket of urine." Only, he didn't say "urine." This offends me. Urine is NOT worthless - it can be a very useful diagnostic tool in my business! In fact, urine samples from our patients can be so precious that if one of our staff members mistakenly discards one prematurely, all Hades breaks loose. Only I don't mean "Hades."

 
 

 

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