I am thinking of getting a gym membership, because I want to be fit and healthy. Oh, I don't plan on going, I actually plan to sit at home and eat Doritos, but since I see that a lot of fit, healthy people have gym memberships, and I want to be fit and healthy, then I should get a membership, too. And if I am not fit and healthy after a few weeks, then I think it is only right that someone should pay! It is not fair that some who have a gym membership are healthy, and some like myself are not. Just because they work out, and sweat and sacrifice their time and effort and I don't, shouldn't make a difference. I should be able to sue the gym for a membership that is not producing results, or even the makers of Doritos.